if I have kids when my child is 11 I’m going to give them their Hogwarts letter that says that unfortunately the class is full but instead they can go to Harry Potter Wizarding World on September 1st and I will take them and give them a sorting ceremony and robes and whatever they want cause that’s all I’ve ever wanted so that’s what they deserve
Will you be my parent?
My name is Elliott and I like taking long walks on the beach.
This gif is 80 frames. I took a photo every ten steps.
Ellen DeGeneres aka the sweetest person alive
Who remembers when Simon Pegg, Benedict Cumberbatch, Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine went to a Hooters together? These are some lost tweets I found, allegedly they were all deleted for publicity reasons. Not lost any more I’m afraid! Apparently this was during the filming of Star Trek Into Darkness, and here’s the post that Simon Pegg refers to in his tweet.
I truly wonder if we’ll ever know the other stuff they did that night
I believe, if you look hard, there are more wonders in this universe than you could ever have dreamt of.
How I feel about religion. God should be presented as what he is, love and kindness. Stop using his name to justify your racism, homo phobia and sexesim
Not gonna lie, this is pretty cute.
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Shailene Woodley in The Descendants
Holy fuck Arthur was on some next level shit
Oh my god
comic about how I’ve been feeling recently